A strange term for a person who needs to know nearly everything and can think of it before the boss does. CEO is in need of help—runs three companies at once and gets his administrative help from multiple sources in the company. This needs to be centralized. What am I looking for: memory like a Conibear trap, knows software like your favorite breakfast foods, acts with authority, helps maintain company meetings and schedule, and organizes travel. Must have semi-thick skin. Employees gave boss “Little Subtlety and all Snark” award. Must be a superb communicator both in spoken and written English. Bi-lingual? All the better. Comes in early, leaves late, loves hard work. This is not a boring job. Only those who are self-reliant, organized, dependable, serious-minded, self-starters, and can think through problems need apply. Must be a college graduate; communication or journalism majors preferred.
Must come to offices in Huntington Beach, CA. No telecommuting.
Position offers salary, 401K, contribution toward healthcare, and paid vacation and profit share.
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